Thursday, January 26, 2012

Priest (2011)

I thought vampires were supposed to be cool
The world was once overrun the world by vampires.  Then the Church trained a special group of priests to subdue them.  Vampires who have been mostly conquered and live in reservations.  This film could have been good, but it is not.  It is convloluted, confused, and cliched not to mention a rip-off of Blade Runner and other films.  I only made it about halfway through.  The best part of the film (that I saw) was the animated back story at the beginning.  After that, I either didn't care or was unconciousness.  I finally stopped watching because it was unwatchable.  Who let this out for public consumption?

Priest made vampires boring with only 1 out of 5 Poblanos!

Director: Scott Charles Stewart
Writer: Cory Goodman,
Starring: Paul Bettany (A Beautiful Mind, the Tourist), Karl Urban (LOTR), Cam Gigandet (Twilight), Maggie Q  (MI 3)
Rotten Tomatoes: 17%
Metacritic: 41 out of 100

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